Top 10 excuses to sleep in the office

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
3. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
4. Amen
5. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
6. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper
7. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
8. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
9. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
10. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.